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55 CALIBER PACKAGE
ALL DAY PLAY * ALL DAY AIR
.55 CAL. PAINTGUN* GOGGLES
1000 PAINTBALLS
$35.00 TX INCLUDED
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ALL DAY PLAY * ALL DAY AIR
.68 CAL. PAINTGUN * GOGGLES
500 PAINTBALLS
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CO2
7-9oz = $2.00
12-16oz = $3.00
20-24oz = $4.00
AIR
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GOGGLES? = $5.00
200 ROUND AMMO BELT? = $3.00
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***ALL PAINTGUNS MUST HAVE A BARREL BAG***
IF YOU DO NOT HAVE ONE, THEY ARE $5.00 AND YOU KEEP IT.
AND DID WE MENTION
>>>>>FIELD PAINT ONLY<<<<<
Posted by Gerwin on Saturday, April 07, 2007 @ 08:57:44 CDT (1492 reads) (Read More... | 6 comments | Score: 3.33)
Another Story of the Good Old Days
I was in the shop last Sunday speaking with some young men playing
recball whose father just happened to be one of the first people I
played paintball with about 20 years ago. One of them had just had his
17th birthday. As I was speaking with them I drifted off, thinking
about their dad and one of the funniest things I'd seen in paintball to
this day......
Posted by Gerwin on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 @ 19:32:39 CST (583 reads) (Read More... | 2610 bytes more | 18 comments | Score: 5)
Pod
thieves, those chumps are everywhere. I should know because I am one of
the worst of them. However, I play by the rules…the pod stealing rules.
A friend once told me that he paid for his flight to an event by selling 64 used pods. Yes, you heard correctly, he paid for his flight with 64 used
pods. You might be thinking that he sold a bunch of pods off to help
pay for his trip….no, he actually gave someone 64 used pods to pay for
his flight. The best part is, he stole every single one of those pods!
So you are probably thinking, ‘I hate bastards like that who always
steal my pods’ but what if this guy was playing by the rules? What
rules?? Those rules constitute the Pod Thievery Code of Conduct.
"
Posted by Admin on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 @ 09:25:37 CDT (641 reads) (Read More... | 6619 bytes more | 6 comments | Score: 5)
X-Ball vs 7-Man.....G's Thoughts
Which is better? That is an argument that has been going on for several years now and now having gone full circle I believe I know the answer and I believe the 7 man may produce a smarter player on the fact of no sideline coaching.
So my G theory of the day is...
Posted by Gerwin on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 @ 09:34:27 CST (956 reads) (Read More... | 3600 bytes more | 22 comments | Score: 4)
I HEART SWAT......
Dead-Eye writes "This week has been a huge week for me........my boys are going to be in matching gear (thanx to Gerwin) for the first time! I have to share this story:
April 1st will be Code Blue's one year anniversary as a team.....I almost wonder what the heck I was thinking when I took them to Cup in 05....I remember showing up and all the other Young Gun teams were loaded with team sponsors, matching gear......well, this was about the start of my nervous breakdown of "OMG, what did I get my boys into"...."
Posted by Admin on Saturday, March 18, 2006 @ 14:50:17 CST (809 reads) (Read More... | 2352 bytes more | 39 comments | Score: 5)
Why I decided to own a paintball field...by Gerwin Henn
In 1984, Joe Runnels and I were playing video games at a local arcade and talking about this cool sport we saw on Nightline, where people had guns that shot paint and were running around shooting each other. Go figure-- two guys in their early 20's playing video game... Well, you knew we were gonna find a place that we could do this. Besides, at the time, I was just getting into competitive combat pistol shooting, which was at paper, or steel plates, and I thought to myself, "Self, I like guns, I like to shoot guns, could it get better than this...I can shoot at running targets and not get in trouble! BRILLIANT"
Posted by Gerwin on Friday, October 28, 2005 @ 16:46:01 CDT (1556 reads) (Read More... | 6755 bytes more | 26 comments | Score: 5)
Lucky Charms Anyone?
In the Long Ago Time of woods, vines, stickers, poison plants, trees and snakes.
How many of you watched the Flintstones? or do most of you only know the name from the vitamins your mommy gives you? Either way, there was a character named "Shleprock". Now the unique thing about Shlep was he walked around with this storm cloud over his head, with bad luck happening to all that came near him...
Posted by Gerwin on Thursday, May 05, 2005 @ 11:44:33 CDT (1674 reads) (Read More... | 2928 bytes more | 39 comments | Score: 4.66)
Did Somebody Say...
All this talk of the woods in the forum has kicked in some old memories, so, like a good fart, I will release some more of my memories from the past.....
Back in the Long Ago Time, in the day we played with trees, vines, roots, gopher holes, the spider, stickers, creeks, and ponds. You remember this is when most of your parents were walking to school 5 miles in the snow with no shoes, up hill.
Me and my brothers in arms, the Warmongers (that was our scary paintball team name), were attacking a fortified position, using all of the stealth we had seen on TV. We were making a sneaky attack using, of course, my top ballers of the day. Let's see, there was Steve, Larry, Newt, Craig, Kevin and myself, yes it was a six man squad of doom....
Posted by Gerwin on Tuesday, February 15, 2005 @ 15:04:54 CST (1435 reads) (Read More... | 3374 bytes more | 39 comments | Score: 5)
Ben, The Human Chrono
Warning: The following should not be attempted, unless you're trying to get on Jackass: The Movie....
Again we go back to the Long-Ago Time of the 12-gram cart, before the constant-air days, and before the stickfeed days. Yes, this was the day of the barrel extension and 10 rounds-- I believe the Gerstaceous period.
Of course we were real men back then, not the slender shells of men that walk the playing fields today. But, alas, even real men must have rules. We must have and use some form of safety in this, the Long-Ago Time.
Posted by Gerwin on Wednesday, December 08, 2004 @ 16:28:59 CST (1396 reads) (Read More... | 3494 bytes more | 39 comments | Score: 4.71)
A Man's Game
The following is true but names have been changed to protect the guilty.
Back in the Long-Ago Time of the 12-gram, paintball was played by a far more fearsome group of men-- real men. This is but one of many tales of those days gone by.
While dressed in full tiger-stripe camos and having their faces painted up in black and green, 5 paintballers were practicing their skills, when one of them was bitten on the forearm while engaging in a stealthy combat crawl to eliminate his opponents. After the game, he proclaimed that something had bitten him in the tall grass.
Posted by Gerwin on Wednesday, December 08, 2004 @ 16:02:15 CST (1504 reads) (Read More... | 2171 bytes more | 23 comments | Score: 4.85)
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